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Bill Gates and GM
(from an unknown source:)
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly
compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated :
"if GM had kept up with the technology
like the computer industry has,
we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the
gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued
a press release stating:
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft;
we would all be driving
cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would
have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no
reason. You would have
to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows,
shut off the car, restart it,
and reopen the windows before you could continue.
For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would
cause your car to
shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to
reinstall the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car unless you bought
"CarNT", but then
you would have to buy more seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
reliable, five times
as fast and twice as easy to drive-but would only run on five
percent of the roads.
7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights
would all be replaced
by a single "General Protection Fault" warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same sized butt.
9. The airbag system would ask, "are you sure?" before
deploying.
10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock
you out and refuse to let
you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned
the key and grabbed hold
of the radio antenna.
11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set
of Rand McNally
road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need
nor want them.
Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the
car's performance to
diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for
investigation
by the Justice Dept.
12. Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would
have to learn to drive all
over again because none of the controls would operate in
the same manner as the old car.
13. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the
engine off.
Some good point listed by GM, and the
existance of this website is a confirmation of this statement.
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